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I’m formally asserting my candidacy for President!

The Republicans and Democrats have had a stranglehold on ineffective authorities for a lot too lengthy. I believe it’s time to give an impartial candidate an opportunity to not get something completed. So I’m asserting my candidacy for President of America of America.

I notice the following election is a fairly a methods off. However because the entrenched politicians in Washington say, “It’s by no means too early begin campaigning for the following election. Or amassing marketing campaign contributions.”

Now, you is perhaps questioning how somebody born on the island of Phiddle within the 19th century and transported via time by no fault of his personal [alright, maybe it was a little bit my fault] may be eligible to run for the workplace of President of the US of America?

Effectively, technically, I’m not eligible. However issues have gotten so uncontrolled that I’m not going to let the legality of the matter stand in my manner. Actually, how onerous can it’s to pretend a start certificates? I’ll simply get Joey “The Printer” Calzone to trend one for me. As soon as folks hear my views on the problems, my birthplace shall be a non-issue. It’s not like anybody will consider the reality anyway.

If my birthplace does turn out to be a difficulty, I’ll merely use my tremendous secret reminiscence inhibitor media broadcaster to make folks overlook they ever learn this and consider I used to be born within the USA. Identical to Bruce Springsteen, who has admitted that he was truly Born To Run. I’m not certain the place Run is but it surely in all probability isn’t in America.

All of us desire a brighter future. Proper? And never the exploding supernova type both. However a greater America. Listed here are a few of my proposals and ideas on making America higher. Even higher than apple pie à la mode.

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